Worst crash ever

Worst crash ever is near. Jim Rogers is right and most analysts are wrong. Expect to see a major war. Hey, this is serious.

memories

Often, all we have in life is foggy memories. Like we are not even sure. Researchers talk about suffering from senile dementia, but that is excessive. I am not talking about people who forget their own name. It is the little details that we lose and not the big pic.

toys r us

Truly, the sun is setting on the toys r us company. Like they will close all stores soon. Well, there are so many memories. Admittedly, few are fond ones... due to their exorbitant high prices. Still, they did have a lot of toys years ago. Oh yes, that was simply a different wonderful era. Boys and girls, we are now in an internet age. Hail our new king or queen - amazon.

safety tips

Travelers, here are safety tips for you. Always carry more money. Yeah, you will find it does not weigh a lot since it is paper. Please keep your eyes open.

neon

Life is great in neon. The color might seem a bit harsh, but they are so awesome. Hey, that truly is how they seem.

threw up

A lot of people on the jet plane threw up. Certainly, not a pleasant experience. Yet, this happens again and again. Well, our airlines should not fly jets into bad weather as this is terrible for the passengers. However, they do not even care. Let us remind airline executives by not flying as much this year.

best food

Which country has the best food? England of course. NOT!

Hey, my humor needs to improve.

gold

Notably, gold has not performed well this year. There are people who say inflation is near. However, that is a minor concern. Look at workers wages. Oh yes, those have not gone up. Maybe we fear an increase in grocery prices.

strong winds - heavy snow

Expect strong winds - heavy snow. Friends, this is serious. I wish there was no snow. Yeah, it is a cold wet misery.

booth babes

Well, we could see this one coming a mile away even. Ah yes, booth babes are going away. They should have never seen the light of day, but that is just me. Hey, we expect this will cause men programmers max sorrow.

octopus

Please do not eat octopus as they are rare. Lotsa foods are tasty and do not hurt us. Well, that is what we are saying.