consumers

It will not be pretty when tariffs hit consumers. Expect to experience some woe. Well, look at your gas pump. It was $2 per gallon last year. It is three now.

Twitter

Twitter keeps on erasing users. Stock drops 19% just now. Maybe they should rethink where they are going. It seems bankruptcy could indeed be near. Hey, that is certainly how it seems. Please do brace for impact as a crash is near. Fact is, they do not try to serve our news users. Quite on the contrary, Twitter does what it can... to really annoy us.

US plains

US plains pounded with heavy rain. The weather is severe. Scientists are blaming global warming. Folks, we do not need to hear that there is too much carbon dioxide in our air. Honestly, we do not believe that is our reason. However, a desperate drowning man will clutch at a straw as they say.

Facebook forecast

Facebook forecast looks bleak to us. There is no increase in revenue. Expect to see lower earnings. Hey, we got no awesome news. Yeah, we do believe there will be in the future fewer users. Well, there are many reasons. Please observe that Facebook requires our REAL names. Often, we do not like to give out our names. Hey, people can fire us. All we have to do is express an eerie opinion.

Whole Foods

Whole Foods will give a 10% discount to members of amazon prime. Yeah, that does indeed worry us. After all, we see a coming convergence.

success

What skill is critical to your success. Creativity says Mark Cuban in number one. Machines are great at following orders, but they do not create what is new. In fact, most just follow the script that we give em.

joy

Kids seem to experience more joy. Adults are full of concerns. Look at all those bills and we see more worries. Yeah, those often stay and do not go away.

heat wave

It has been a scorching summer. Oh wow, we are in a major HEAT wave. Basically, we know that it is hotter this year... than last year.

pipevine

Here is a bright pipevine swallowtail butterfly on a lantana flower and the colors are so amazing. Life does have so much to offer us. I saw a swallowtail butterfly similar to this one... just a few days ago.

Elon Musk

Elon Musk has the space x company. It promises to send tourists to the moon. Folks, that is some promise. Honestly, we do not believe it can occur. After all, radiation levels are quite high in space.


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increase in car prices

Expect an increase in car prices.  Well, maybe it is necessary. After all, we are in a trade war. Jobs need to return soon. That is what we see.

Chicago

Chicago is a great place. However, we got some sour news. Millionaires are leaving Chicago in waves. It is just too expensive. Taxes are an out rage. Yeah, that is what we have been saying. Do hope that things can improve.

Waterfalls

Waterfalls are so wow. Yeah, we do like to see one. Still, they tend to exist in remote regions. Actually, that means we gotta do some walking to see one. Frankly, we think that it is worth the added exercise.

Ryanair

Ryanair forced to land after a drop in cabin pressure. Mask feel from the ceiling with a ready supply of oxygen. Both passengers and crew were sent to a hospital due to bleeding from ears. Glad that we are not passengers or crew. It is always a bit scary... that moment when you lose pressure. It did happen to me. Oh wow, my ears hurt for a long time after that one. Frankly, it is best that Ryanair upgrade their fleet before something even worse can occur.

Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos said $200,000 a ticket for a space ride on blue origin. Hey, that is a lot of money. Maybe if we win a LOOTery, but that is a boatload of green. Do know this too much for most of us. Please lower our price.

Toronto

Toronto is a great metropolis in summer. It has not been affected as much by our poor economy. Well, that is great news. Just hope that people keep on looking up.

space

Got $200,000 for a ticket into space. That is the price. Well, if you go on blue origin. Hey, maybe we can win a major prize. After all, look at the LOOTery my fine ones. Jeff Bezos can afford it, but not the rest of us.

boat capsizes

This just in... boat capsizes. 11 people are gone. Well, this is sad for all of us. Do wish that we could make the world safer for all of us.

Twins

Twins are sitting on a sofa or I'm seeing double again. Friends, like um this, is a great pic. Just don't understand what it even means.

eating fire

Yo, eating fire is fun, but dangerous in so many ways. Just keep both eyes open. He is going to wow us. Best show that we can see.

Orlando Vilchez Lazo

Orlando Vilchez Lazo posed as an Uber driver to lure women. Please remember to exercise some care. Do keep both eyes open. Monsters are not just in movies.

Chicago wants UBI

Chicago wants to try UBI - universal basic income. This is an amazing experiment that should attain some success. Of course, we could indeed be wrong. Frankly, this UBI is similar to what social security is.

AI

AI can diagnose diseases now. For example, it can find diabetic problems in your eyes. People living alone is an issue. For example, society has changed its attitudes towards romance. Like they no longer require marriage.