work more

Actually, we should take it easy... but bosses want us to work more. Hey, that is not such an amazing concern. Fellows, there is always more stuff for us. In fact, the work starts to slowly pile up. Weekends are spent in the office trying to catch up. Yo, we need to meet our deadlines, or basically, our career is over.

Australia

Australia suffers a heat wave. Glad we do not live in Alice spring. It is certainly getting a bit warm in oz.

Chicago

Chicago has record cold air. This is due to a polar vortex coming in. Folks, there is no anthropogenic global warming. In fact, we believe that we could be moving... like into a Maunder minimum. Yeah, we are moving into a mini ice age. Expect these cold temperatures to become a lot more common.

sears

Ah yes, I still think about sears. They were a trip as a company. Like we can still remember all those empty parking space. Most of the people in the store were employees, not consumers. Yet, we are told that Eddie Lampert wants to save our iconic concern. Well, we do hope for his success. However, the climb will be uphill all the way. Just keep your eyes on the ball as we say.


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bus

Get on the bus gus. Hey, we need to save some energy. Sadly, this world runs on cars. Those are not very efficient as we see.

pope

Here is the latest on our pope. OK, so he says that Catholic Priests need to be celibate and to remain so. Please understand what an eerie universe we are in. Brothers and sisters, we face a strange situation that is getting worse.

shut down

Fellow colleagues, this prolonged shut down could affect citizens in rural areas. Here is one main reason. Like our government does give money... that is used to subsidize the rents tenants pay. Well, that might go away.

Uber

Uber says - that their bigger expense... keeps on being the moron behind the wheel of their cars. First off, drivers are not morons. Actually, many college students have this as a side job to earn some income. Second part, this firm does not own cars. Most of the vehicles use to pick up passengers... like they are owned by the drivers that operate em. Third thing, if they were a well run company... for example, marketing should be their main expense. I could give you more reasons. Hey, this start up causes me sorrow.

energy

Night has its own energy. There is a lot that we miss. Often, we cannot see. Yeah, life does have a beat that is all its very own.

Lunar eclipse

A lunar eclipse is upon us. Today is an amazing total eclipse of our moon. Well, that is some nice news. Hey, we do like to see an eclipse and 2021 is the next one. Oh wow, like that date is certainly far away.

red

The color red is warm. Also, we love the shade of orange. It too is a tone that is full of exciting energy. Folks, there it is.

Elon Musk

Maybe, we are living inside of a computer simulation that is in some manner... like being in a coin-operated video game. Elon Musk believes that this could indeed be our case. God knows what the truth is.


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lonely

People are more lonely now. There is a lot to be said about being all alone in our enormous universe. Researchers claim to be involved in real science. Well, they ridicule ideas that are different than their very own. Hey, we need to keep our minds more open. Sadly, that is not our case. Focus on love and peace. Otherwise, we will live on Planet Earth in a state of constant on going war.

duck duck go

This just in. Ah yes, duck duck go switch to apple maps. Well, that is sour news. Hey, we used to like duck duck go.

men

Most of those in top positions are men. Actually, bald men have more power. This is an enigma. Why would the lack of hair help you. Hey, we do not have the answer.

Karen Pence

Karen Pence, the wife of the vice president, wants to teach kids art, but liberals are angry. Frankly, this should never surprise us. All they do is complain some more.

Netflix is winning

Netflix is winning. Disney does need to wake up. Folks, this is like a brand new game.

new year

Yo, we can indeed celebrate our new year. There is a lot of stuff that is gonna occur. Still, we have some HOPE as it has a lot of promise. Let us wish for a time with no war. Yeah, that would be so max. Frankly, we do love peace.

old ways

Do you like to remember old ways. Computers were not so common once. Hey, the world is indeed a strange place for us.

guards

Security guards can act so insecure. Oh wow, just look at the irony... like in that scenario. Frankly, they are not very pleasant to the people that they interact with due to acting like little dictators, but I could go on.

coal mines

There is great news in germany. OK, so they did close the last of their black coal mines. Well, we are feeling that this is progress.

coins

Hey, we could save money, by getting rid of coins. These actions are so counter intuitive to many. However, they do indeed make some sense. For example, look at our pennies. Like they are certainly not made out of copper any more. Yeah, they are now 97% zinc. Still, it does costs about two cents to make one. Colleagues, we are not making these figures up. Maybe, there will be no coins soon.

max nice

Let us try to be super max nice. It is not so hard and if you try is can get easier. Life is after all an interesting process.

Futuristic buildings

Futuristic buildings are popping up. Most do look like something that we would usually see in a science fiction movie. Well, one amazing film that is long on fiction and really short on science.

keyboard

I really do like typing away on a keyboard my fine ones. Certainly, we see it a lot better than a cellular telephone screen. Those devices are assuredly not so nice.

great depression

Fellows, the great depression was scary. It was not a deep recession. Oh no, it was so eerie. People lost all their money. Banks were no more. Hey, my goal is not to scare. Please do prepare.