improve your memory

There are ways to improve your memory. Basically, you just relax in a darkened room. There should also be no noises. Let your brain rest some more. Admittedly, this may sound strange to you. However, it does work and it can improve our memories.

Oklahoma approves teacher pay increase

Oklahoma approves teacher pay increase. However, it is not enough for our union. This should not even surprise us.

poem

This picture almost seems as eerie as a poem. Just where do we see this lady going? Oh wow, the red umbrella simply takes your breath away. It certainly has been one of the most amazing images ever. Do hope that the professional photographer makes time to take some more.

pay a price

Tariffs on China are coming. US shoppers will pay a price. Expect inflation to increase. However we do not see workers wages going up.

Dow rises

Dow rises more than 400 points as trade tensions ease.  Friends, this truly is super max news. However, we need to bring in more industry here and less outsourcing. Otherwise, we are history as an empire.

space

Hey, we cannot clean up space. It is just too messy - pun. Frankly, our orbits were nice many years ago, Well, that is no longer our case. Junk is not everywhere with lots of tiny flying pieces. This makes it dangerous to go to our moon or mars. In fact, what we need is an enormous sanitation crew.

rotation of a sphere

Do star trails prove the rotation of a sphere and that our earth is not flat as some say? Frankly, I am not sure. What exactly does it prove? Oh yes, we do want to know that truth about the universe we are in.

computer code

What do we see? Yeah, it is not a pretty picture we tell you. Basically, computer code is taking over. Artificial intelligence is making a lot of decisions for us. OK, so many detect that our autonomy is going away. Future people will have less rights than now. It is like a steady on going erosion.

Digital currency

Digital currency is in woe. Bitcoin falls in price. They fear more regulations are near. Expect this to occur. Hey, we should all be a bit more suspicious. Please do try to avoid any unnecessary exposure.

China

China has a trade war. It set its sights on soy. Expect to see an easing in prices. Also, they could attack our corn.

price war

OK, so amazon is in a price war. Yeah, the suppliers are in a squeeze. Fellows, this cannot end well for any of us. Let us try to ponder on what might be just around our corner.

boiling lobsters

Friends, this is just in. Ah yes, boiling lobsters alive will be illegal soon. Hey, it is cruel and causes pain. That is what we see.

KB Toys is coming

Toys R Us is gone. KB toys is coming. Folks, these are not jokes, but we do love a fun pun. Best strategy is to keep em guessing.

menu prices

Wake up. Right now we see menu prices are going up. Yeah, inflation is kicking in. Restaurants have to deal with an increase in FOOD expenses. However, we do not see growing wages. That means we have less disposable income. Expect to see fewer jobs as more companies can outsource. Oh yes, firms are going to see more DOWN sizing.

Drink up

Drink up. US airports now have facial scanning. At least, that is better than getting an x-ray. Yeah, those can be dangerous to us. Radiation is no laughing matter as we see. It is best that we limit our dose to a minimum. Otherwise, we could increase our chances of getting cancer.

Back to the moon

Back to the moon so soon. Hey, do not blame me. I do not think we have the technology now. Yeah, like we did not have it in 1969, but that is another major issue.

bit coin bubble

This just in. Oh wow, the bit coin bubble may pop soon. Honestly, it would not surprise me. Like there is no regulation of what is going on. Remember this saying - easy come... easy go.

dress codes

People often complain about dress codes for cabin crews. Funny, I do not see a dress code for the annoying passengers. They do dress nasty like they just crawled out of a rotten trash can.

Robots

Robots are coming for our jobs and later on... it could be us. Abundance will be for a few, but for the many... food will be scarce. Expect a redistribution of resources. Basically, the rich get richer and the poor are poorer.

Worst crash ever

Worst crash ever is near. Jim Rogers is right and most analysts are wrong. Expect to see a major war. Hey, this is serious.

memories

Often, all we have in life is foggy memories. Like we are not even sure. Researchers talk about suffering from senile dementia, but that is excessive. I am not talking about people who forget their own name. It is the little details that we lose and not the big pic.

toys r us

Truly, the sun is setting on the toys r us company. Like they will close all stores soon. Well, there are so many memories. Admittedly, few are fond ones... due to their exorbitant high prices. Still, they did have a lot of toys years ago. Oh yes, that was simply a different wonderful era. Boys and girls, we are now in an internet age. Hail our new king or queen - amazon.

safety tips

Travelers, here are safety tips for you. Always carry more money. Yeah, you will find it does not weigh a lot since it is paper. Please keep your eyes open.

neon

Life is great in neon. The color might seem a bit harsh, but they are so awesome. Hey, that truly is how they seem.

threw up

A lot of people on the jet plane threw up. Certainly, not a pleasant experience. Yet, this happens again and again. Well, our airlines should not fly jets into bad weather as this is terrible for the passengers. However, they do not even care. Let us remind airline executives by not flying as much this year.

best food

Which country has the best food? England of course. NOT!

Hey, my humor needs to improve.

gold

Notably, gold has not performed well this year. There are people who say inflation is near. However, that is a minor concern. Look at workers wages. Oh yes, those have not gone up. Maybe we fear an increase in grocery prices.

strong winds - heavy snow

Expect strong winds - heavy snow. Friends, this is serious. I wish there was no snow. Yeah, it is a cold wet misery.

booth babes

Well, we could see this one coming a mile away even. Ah yes, booth babes are going away. They should have never seen the light of day, but that is just me. Hey, we expect this will cause men programmers max sorrow.

octopus

Please do not eat octopus as they are rare. Lotsa foods are tasty and do not hurt us. Well, that is what we are saying.