Jeff Jones

Jeff Jones the UBER president is resigning. Not that we blame him any. Like it is one sorry company. They have a lot of crappy cars. Also, the drivers do need to take some DRIVING courses.

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our ocean

Gotta love our ocean. It is more than splashing in raging waves. Citizens feel joy hearing its roaring noise. I like the fresh aroma. There is something about the sea air.

go pro

Ah yes, go pro had a very difficult time getting its bad Karma drone up in the air. Folks, this is one sorry ass company. Bad karma kept on crashing for some reason. Sadly, they could not get it off the ground in time for our xmas season. Result is they will lay off 270 more.

start up

Conflict can strengthen your start up. This is a counter-intuitive case. Often, employees think we can all get along, but that is not who we are. Individuals need to be more expressive. Well, that is what we say.

NYC

There is something about NYC that is pure magic. Like we got energy in our air. Just look up. It is all around you.

power

I still get some pieces of snail mail even now... bills mostly, as people want my money. They do not send those big red letters anymore. Remember from the power company. Always, they would threaten to cut me.

Doughnuts

Doughnuts contain a lot of fat and that is why they feel greasy. Personally, I do not think that they are good for you. Also, they have a lot of sugar. Not a good combo says me.

arsenic in rice

Oh wow, arsenic in rice causes concerns. The levels are high because rice concentrates naturally occurring arsenic. Often this is in soil due to spraying. It was used as a fungicide years ago. Still, I like to eat rice. Should be no problem in moderation, but keep your eyes open.

expensive

Cheap clothes are expensive. They do not last long, so you spend more money. Look at the total cost of being an owner.

option

OK,so moving to the off-world colonies is not an option for us. There are so many reason. Still, I do not agree. Yeah, we gotta move. Otherwise, the sun will get very warm. Like yes, I did say our sun. Do not wait for a supernova.

6037 AD

6037 AD has a Montauk golden horse statue with a clock in its belly even.  Kids time travel to that year. OK, so they see a city in ruins. Yeah, this is so eerie. Perhaps, good old Hollywood could make this into a massive HORROR movie.